I have not had a haircut in months, so my hair curls at the sides and
I will not comb it, and I haven't shaved since last Friday, so I will
shave all the hair on my face except for on the chin (to look like a
devil or a psycho).

THen I will follow the mailwoman into the mailroom and just stand
there with this giant pestle for chopping spices that looks just like
a club, and watch her hands the entire time
she's working.

I don't want to mention my five missing DVDs to her, because I've
already reported them missing to the post office and I read online
that postal inspectors follow mail carriers they suspect of stealing
Netflix and Blockbuster DVDs and I would like her to get caught. I
just want to use innuendo to let her know something is amiss (sp).

There are two mailrooms in my building. I don't know which one she's
going to go to first. One is on the left as you enter my apartment
building, the other is on the right. There is also a big armchair
directly in front of each mailroom. So I must ask: Should I be waiting
in the lobby for her to arrive? If so, she's going to notice me there
and so when I get up to follow her into the mailroom, she's going to
get intimidated.

If I wait on the armchair outside the mailroom, she won't get so
nervous because it's only like twenty feet away and it's directly in
front of the mailroom.

Should I follow her into both mailrooms, or ONLY mine. If I follow her
into the other mailroom, I'll most likely make her nervous and/or
she'll think that I want her as my woman (all I want are my goods!);
especially if she first goes to the mailroom where I don't get my mail
from.

Plus, if she goes to the other mailroom after she goes to mine, I
might not have the willpower to follow her there seeing as though I
will be anxious to play my DVDs. Plus, the sight of her makes my blood
boil and I'm not sure that she's the bandit and I don't want to be
aggravated for nothing.

In article <1176478438.086212.71630 (AT) l77g2000hsb (DOT) googlegroups.com>, "Chris Tsao" <rigida7147 (AT) aol (DOT) com> wrote:

After all, you are bucking for a Felony assault charge, kidnapping and other
charges to follow.